thoughtfully arranged in order of cosmic significance

Los Shakers
The coolest band since the Beatles!

The SpongeTones
The coolest band since Los Shakers!

PooBah Records
The coolest record store in Los Angeles!

The coolest CDs on the Internet! (Even they say so!)

Insect Surfers
The coolest...whatever. Support your local surf band!

Support your local Ex-Cyphers' surf band!

Laika and the Cosmonauts
Support Your local Finnish surf band!

Apples in Stereo
Support your local alternative neo-pop conglomerate!

Fountains Of Wayne
Leave the biker!

Neil Innes
He suffered for his art; now it's your turn.

Roy Wood
Taught Mr. Encrypto everything he knows about distilling new music from old.

Martin Newell
The jangliest curmudgeon since John Lennon himself.

Not Lame Recordings
An independent power pop cornucopia.

The South Australian National Football League ('Carn the Blues!)